Asian Elvis

Today we celebrate the Ethnic Elvis impersonator of the day and his religion. What other group in this world has such unity among its members? So much so that billions of otherwise normal middle aged men, from all ethnic backgrounds look exactly the same. From their oversized jet black sideburns to the tight-legged white rhinestone studded jumpsuits. Lets not forget the common curl of the lower lip as kung fu chops are dangerously thrown through the air. Every year the Elvis faithful make their trek back to the holy land in Memphis Tennessee. And what are their revival conventions like? Loud throngs of Elvis faithful chanting in almost haunting unison, "uh-huh, thank you very muuuch".

You go asian elvis impersonator man. Let your rhinestones shine for the world to see.