Ferrari F430 (2006)

4.2-liter V8, 490 horsepower @ 8,500 rpm
Six-speed sequential manual transmission
F1-style shifting via steering wheel mounted paddles.

Asian Elvis

Today we celebrate the Ethnic Elvis impersonator of the day and his religion. What other group in this world has such unity among its members? So much so that billions of otherwise normal middle aged men, from all ethnic backgrounds look exactly the same. From their oversized jet black sideburns to the tight-legged white rhinestone studded jumpsuits. Lets not forget the common curl of the lower lip as kung fu chops are dangerously thrown through the air. Every year the Elvis faithful make their trek back to the holy land in Memphis Tennessee. And what are their revival conventions like? Loud throngs of Elvis faithful chanting in almost haunting unison, "uh-huh, thank you very muuuch".

You go asian elvis impersonator man. Let your rhinestones shine for the world to see.

Pimp shoes of the day.

There is nothing more classy then a pimp pair of shiny white, patent-leather platforms. Matches any outfit, but especially goes well with anything thats powder blue or canary yellow. Or even that spare Elvis rhinestone jumpsuit will pair nicely. Extra thick soles for protection from road hazards. Also provides a full 8 inches of lift for our vertically challenged friends (a.k.a. SHORT).

AMC Pacer

Acres of glass for a full 360 degree view of the road. Beautiful simulated wood side paneling. Is it humanly possible to make a car more ugly? Not happy to just hit this with the ugly stick, AMC drove this through the entire ugly forest. The ad slogan was "you only ride like a Pacer if you're wide like a pacer". This started out to be quite a revolutionary car for its day (rack & pinion steering, electronic ignition, rotary engine, front wheel drive). Then this came out the other end. If you happen to drive one of these, I feel for you. And don't be offended either. Deep down you know its an ugly car.

Mercedes CLS55 AMG (2006)

Off the hook. Sleek, sporty, up in your grill aggressive. The greatest sedan design MB has ever done. Actually its called a "four door coupe". Talk about an oxymoron. Specs on par with the M5, its got 469 hp and 0-60 in 4.5. Might be a bit flashy for bongsa.

Rolls-Royce Phantom (2004)

Straight pimp. You dont need any more info. At $320,000 this will be your primary home. As big as a house too. "You dont mess with a man that drives a Phantom" (Kev).

BMW M5 (2006)

Nothing too overboard in its styling. Simple sporty elegance. Tight. 500 horsepower, 7 speed tranny, steering wheel mounted paddle shifters. Great for drag racing, road trips, bongsa.

In the beginning...

This blog is now officially up. Thanks to some tall, thin, light-skinned asian girl linking to my empty blog, haha. See, im no longer telling those short, dark & fat jokes (actually, if yall know of any good ones, email me, im running out). Lacking any kind of drive or motivation to write daily of my thoughts, i will start off small and do a car of the day. Maybe some other "of the day" items will be randomly interspersed. Bah-keh pyoung-wah.